Light-Hearted Moments with Dikembe Mutombo

don’t watch the …
don’t watch the video and the first thing you should think of is Cookie Monster

i in love this …
i in love this man… no homo lol

pasta pasta named …
pasta pasta named after pasta !!!!LOLOLOL

ima miss u dikembe …
ima miss u dikembe
i really didnt lik the way ur career ended
it ended kinda lik another hoya
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its time for the …
its time for the menass wlkjsdiasdk abalidl..

You would figure …
You would figure being an NBA player he would just buy a huge shower.

He should run for …
He should run for public office, governor mutombo

he had such a …
he had such a better voice back then

“pasta pasta, it …
“pasta pasta, it was named after pasta” rofl

greatest b-ball …
greatest b-ball player alive!

hahaha ohhh deke …
hahaha ohhh deke deke deke we’ll miss you on the court

noooooooo, i said …
noooooooo, i said that i think that 30% IS obese i never said anything about me. I’m like 8-10%

what? you’re a …
what? you’re a distance runner and you have more than 30% body fat?

well as a distance …
well as a distance runner i kind of feel like 30% (body mass index i’m guessing you are referring to) is slightly obese, but whatever.

you never told me …
you never told me that you were basing your stats on men. but since the majority of Americans are women, and since horse riding is about equal between each gender, i thought you meant both genders.
and taller people aren’t don’t always weigh more than average height people. i’m taller than average, and i’m barely 100 lbs.

and 30% doesn’t mean America is obese, we’re just getting fatter.

yeah i just worded …
yeah i just worded it in a way that had a lot of generalizations/stereotypes umed from within the statement. i didn’t think anyone on youtube would actually care…

I didn’t say you …
I didn’t say you said he wasn’t the man, I was just saying he was. I was just noting that 216 lbs is actually heavy. The way you had written your comment made it seem as if was light.

i was only talking …
i was only talking about men, because i was comparing them to dikembe! Obviously the average including women wouldn’t even be close to 6ft, i’m not that ignorant. and surveys differ on average heights, we differed by an inch and two pounds, so really why would you even argue? I don’t even know why you keep arguing with me, all i was saying was that america is obese, which is an undeniable truth, sorry if i offended people who ride horses for fun….

yes, fat people …
yes, fat people dare to ride horses, and those people in the video are definitely huge.

no you’re wrong. average height is not 5’10. for women it’s 5’3 and men is 5’9, so that mean’s the average is 5’6.

average weight for women is 163 lb, men is 189 lbs. i rounded to the closes whole number.

Yes, the average …
Yes, the average height is 5’10″. I don’t know how to argue that other than the fact that I’m right and you’re wrong. Look it up. And I was just talking about people riding horses because he rode one in this movie. People who ride them at a place like he did are probably AVERAGE Americans, not people who own and ride them at a skilled or professional level.

i meant people who …
i meant people who ride horses. either they are 150 or way below.

and the average height is not 5’10. i know for girls it’s 5’3-5’4, man are not that much taller.

P.S. He is huge, so …
P.S. He is huge, so he should weigh more than most people. The average American from ages 20-74 weighs 191 lbs, not 150 Turquoise66. That is with an average height of 5’10″. Dikembe is 14 inches taller than that and only 70 lbs more. He IS thin and lighter than most Americans if you take more than mere averages into account (which is kind of necessary for someone of his size).

I think you’re the …
I think you’re the idiot here. First off, I never said that he was not the man, I love Mutumbo! Next, what I was saying was that 260 lbs is not that heavy for someone who is ***7’2″***. He is a very slender man. For example, Yao Ming is only 4 inches taller but weights 50 more pounds.

Only 260? Are you …
Only 260? Are you dumb? Do you have any idea how heavy that is? Dike is the man.

most weigh like …
most weigh like under 150lbs, what are you talking about?